I’ve tried all sorts of gift giving strategies over the years, and I have finally found the best gifting strategy of them all.
Recently, we were invited to a wedding and were so excited to attend. And then, 3 days before the wedding, we found out it was “black tie only.”
At this point, we slightly panicked. It was the night before we were leaving for the beautiful, touristy beach town where the wedding was to be held and neither of us owned black tie attire.
Recently, in my committed attempt to eat bagels that do not have additives (like derivatives of human hair in them – blah!), I decided to make my own bagels from scratch.
Open your wallet and take out three dollars. Now, go to a public trashcan (where you won’t be tempted to dig it out). Look into the trashcan; inhale the sweet scent of rotting food, receipts, and stale beer. Stare at the trash – doesn’t it look so pretty? Now hold your fist with the three…